The Dark Crystal Final Round
If you are wondering how we got to these picks read Round 1 and Final Four
The Dark Crystal Tournament of Rad
Final Round
Armin: So it all comes down to this; Trial By Stone and the Emperor's Death. Wow, I am glad to finish this tournament so I can get some closure on Dark Crystal. From previous rounds we see the Trial by Stone beat out a naked Jen and then crush Aughra, Vegas has listed Trial by Stone as the favorite here (no surprise) based on the solid badassness and rad-ability(?). Emperor's Death had a much easier road, beating out landstriders getting eaten and the Chamberlain's whimper. I really am excited for this because I love to watch Skeksis go to battle and, lucky me, they LOVE to fight each other. Trial by Stone has shown, Emperor's Death has a dude disintegrating, this is truly going to be one for the books folks!
The Overall Reason Why This Movie is Rad is...
Trial by Stone
And the win goes to Trial By Stone! This moment stood out to us as the most rad in the whole movie. It has everything you'd want; swords, arguing, vulturemen, awkward puppetry, a big rock, and some sparks, I could go on but I have other movies to review! In all honesty, this was the only part of the movie I actually had a glimmer of hope for, and I was really hoping shit would go down. Emperors death was weird, but those giant sword things are way cooler than watching a guy die. This is a Tournament of Rad and Trial by Stone is (in our opinion) the only true RADICAL moment in this movie.
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