The Dark Crystal Final Four
The Dark Crystal Final 4
If you are wondering how we got to these four picks read Round 1
The Dark Crystal Tournament of Rad
Character vs. Scenes Region
Aughra looks like an evil version of your grandma and Trial By Stone is some evil right of passage. They're going to square off in the semifinal round to see which is more rad. Aughra scared her way past the Podlings to move on and Trial By Stone cut through a naked Jen to move on (see that delightful wordplay? That's why this blog WORKS). Scroll down to see who will move into our championship round!
And the Winner is...
Trial by Stone
No contest here really; Aughra is a sick, twisted, freak of a character that is closer to something you'd find in the dumpster behind a China buffet. Trial by Stone rocks (HA!) Jim Henson obviously pulled out all the stops for this one, it's even got real sparks! Way to go Trial by Stone!
Moments vs Lines Region
Armin: We are facing off the best line versus the best moment in this bracket. In the semifinals we're pitting the Emperor's Death versus the Chamberlain's whisper. This is a classis Skeksis versus Skeksis matchup, a real battle for the ages. These weird birdcreatures are known for their tenacity and their unrelenting, never say die, annoying attitudes. This will be a real blood bath, because Skeksis don't do anything without killing each other.
And the Winner is...
Emperor's Death
Now that
we're out of the first round, we're really able to see who is for real
and who isn't. The Chamberlain whimper is just a flash in the pan, yea
it beat a lame duck of another line to get here but that isn't enough to move to the finals. Emperor's death wins this one decisively.
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